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I am a full-time mama with a passion for writing and talking to fascinating people. I live in a one horse town with a Cowboy and my son. Thank Lord for cyberspace! I lived a colourful life in Sydney for a number of years. Working in advertising and journalism for FPC and the Sydney Morning Herald. During my time in Sydney I competed in a Dragon Boat race, choreographed a dragshow, used the Share Accomodation advertisements as a way to meet men and was told by Noiseworks frontrunner Jon Stevens that I was a bitch! Then came the decision to move back to country for 3 months to help out my Father with newspaper business while he was having treatment. Convinced I was a city girl I was caught by surprise when I fell in love with a farmer (and no, he didn't want a wife... still doesn't it seems!) convinced him that we needed to see the world, popped off to Vietnam to teach english in Saigon - before realising that the "food" in Nam didn't agree with me... turned out to be Monte - my son who is now with the Cowboy and I back in country NSW! I am in a wonderful stage of my life where I am focusing on the things that really make me tick. Including writing these chronicles.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

An Ode to PMS

You really have a chip on your shoulder
spreading irritability around the world
Why do you have to put a dampener on things
for every single girl?

We were minding our own business
happy with our lives
and then you waltz in with your dark grey cloud
and our partners are hiding the knives

Hey PMS take a chill pill will ya?
I've got heaps of stuff on my list
if you don't stop interfering with my mind about now
you are really gonna make me pissed

oh hang on , I see, that is just what you want
I'd be playing right into your hands
Well PMS I am not going to stoop to your level
because I have happy plans

Don't try and make me feel fat, ugly and tired
cos I won't let you convince me of that
go hound some other girl whose down on her luck
and make her whinge that she is fat

You have an attitude problem PMS
have you ever considered taking up meditation?
I wish you'd get some OMMMMS into your life
cos I have had it with your cranky infatuation.


  1. Mwahahaha. That PMS is one nasty beeatch!

    Hope you feel better soon though Sharni.X

  2. We must have fallen into sync! I just posted on my PMSing bullshit from the weekend.

  3. Fabulous ode!! Frist time stopping by but I'll be back. xx

  4. haha one thing about being preggo - no PMS for 9 months!

  5. Well spoken!! Could agree more today if I tried :)

  6. Ha ha ha...You're such a dag....


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