You really have a chip on your shoulder
spreading irritability around the world
Why do you have to put a dampener on things
for every single girl?
We were minding our own business
happy with our lives
and then you waltz in with your dark grey cloud
and our partners are hiding the knives
Hey PMS take a chill pill will ya?
I've got heaps of stuff on my list
if you don't stop interfering with my mind about now
you are really gonna make me pissed
oh hang on , I see, that is just what you want
I'd be playing right into your hands
Well PMS I am not going to stoop to your level
because I have happy plans
Don't try and make me feel fat, ugly and tired
cos I won't let you convince me of that
go hound some other girl whose down on her luck
and make her whinge that she is fat
You have an attitude problem PMS
have you ever considered taking up meditation?
I wish you'd get some OMMMMS into your life
cos I have had it with your cranky infatuation.