Never had them
Never wnted them
Now I have big french oooh la la ones
I can't type
I can't slip my shoes on
I can't press the seat belt button to
get Monte out of the car
I can't pick my nose on the sly
I can't get a little thing out of my eye
I can make impressive tap tap sounds when I am waiting
I can gesticulate
over the top
and put my hands in subtle
slightly glamorous poses
on my face when I am talking to someone
and trying to act interested in what they are saying
but secretly wondering
are they admiring my nails?
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