
Never had them
Never wnted them
Now I have big french oooh la la ones
I can't type
I can't slip my shoes on
I can't press the seat belt button to
get Monte out of the car
I can't pick my nose on the sly
I can't get a little thing out of my eye
I can make impressive tap tap sounds when I am waiting
I can gesticulate
over the top
and put my hands in subtle
slightly glamorous poses
on my face when I am talking to someone
and trying to act interested in what they are saying
but secretly wondering
are they admiring my nails?
hahaha - I used to have gel nails, can totally relate - wait til you scratch your ass in your sleep and wake up on the ceiling!!
ReplyDeleteyou will love 'em and hate 'em all at once. Especially when one drops off and you fingers don't match anymore.
ReplyDeleteI go through stages with nails. I'm on the "off" stage right now.
ReplyDeletethey drive me NUTS! Good luck! lol
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