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I am a full-time mama with a passion for writing and talking to fascinating people. I live in a one horse town with a Cowboy and my son. Thank Lord for cyberspace! I lived a colourful life in Sydney for a number of years. Working in advertising and journalism for FPC and the Sydney Morning Herald. During my time in Sydney I competed in a Dragon Boat race, choreographed a dragshow, used the Share Accomodation advertisements as a way to meet men and was told by Noiseworks frontrunner Jon Stevens that I was a bitch! Then came the decision to move back to country for 3 months to help out my Father with newspaper business while he was having treatment. Convinced I was a city girl I was caught by surprise when I fell in love with a farmer (and no, he didn't want a wife... still doesn't it seems!) convinced him that we needed to see the world, popped off to Vietnam to teach english in Saigon - before realising that the "food" in Nam didn't agree with me... turned out to be Monte - my son who is now with the Cowboy and I back in country NSW! I am in a wonderful stage of my life where I am focusing on the things that really make me tick. Including writing these chronicles.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

An Ode to Woah Mama

She once dated Vin Diesel

Her blog was her canvas

her keyboard her easel

Her followers multiplied

like the Octomum

it doesn't surprise me one iota

cos sometimes I laugh at her so much

it hurts!

Dry as a dead dingos donger  (haha sorry)

Funny as the funniest.

Mother of four


Smart as.

That it Smart as

not Smart Ass

but that too

Her daily updates

with pictorials to boot

I became addicted to daily

she is such a hoot

we've become friends

though 2D at this stage

one day she will float with me on kayaks

in the OHT

When she killed her blog this afternoon

my heart skipped a beat

Her blog is gone

to me this is drama

is this bad Karma?

how will I cope without my Woah Mama?

And dearest Woah-iest of Mama's will you write on my website when it is launched? Please?  A public plea.


  1. You are sweet.

    My husband thinks we are tools and need to get real jobs.

    Still lurking. Just not going to bother anymore. Computer has made me very fat and....inspired/ happy/ addicted/ fat....

    Ha ha. As the post that killed it for me said, get off the computer and play with your kids. It'll stop your ass from getting this big.

    Love ya Sharni! Kayaking soon!

  2. She better not quit blogging damnit! I love her too! ALEX come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkk!

  3. What?! she really quit? that's not cool!

  4. So I'm pretty devastated right now, how am I going to cope without my daily dose of Whoa Mumma? This suckkkkkkks! Love the ode though ;)

  5. Love the ode, hate that she's canned whoa-mumma.

  6. What the? For real? Alex killed her blog?! Nooooooooo.....

    Alex, come back, come back please????!!!!

  7. And I'm sorry that it was my fault :(


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